Want to live the longest life possible?
Hate your life. Hate everything you do. Ever notice the days that go by the slowest are the ones you dislike. When you have to wait 5 mins to be picked up from the train station, waiting an additional 3 minutes at the doctor’s office, or waiting 7 minutes for your food to cook. If you hate every moment of your life, rest assured, it will feel like you’ve been on this earth forever.
Sure it’d be nice to love every moment of your life, but those moments go by the fastest.